Vital Stats

Mike DoughtyName: M. Doughty No, really, what's his name: Michael Doughty Birthday: June 10, 1970 Birthplace: Fort Knox, Kentucky Height: 6'1" Does: Speaking, singing, electric guitar. Grew Up: Military Brat, lived many places Musical Training: None, although he's studied poetry at New York's New School. Dwarf Name, according to himself: Spacey Distinguishing Marks: Tattoo of Louise Brooks, with the a quote from e.e. cummings: "The moon rattles like a piece of angry candy.", tattoo of the number 7.
Ambitions: Oh, you know...roof, food, etc. Turn-Ons: Elegance, sarcasm Turnoffs: Senseless slaughter of innocents Underwear: Boxers, publicly, at least. When I get stressed out I: tend not to answer questions lifted directly from a back issue of Tiger Beat My best feature is my: ability to dodge said questions The most embarassing thing I ever did was: truly not much of an embarassment at all. How to get my attention: Uh, there's always nudity or free cheese. Musical influences: John Lee Hooker, Journey's"Don't Stop Believin" Also known as: Margot Channing, Moschiach and Mr. Blobby My motto: (Blank stare)

Mark De Gli Antoni Name: M'ark De Gli Antoni on the first album, Mark De Gli Antoni on the second (the apostrophe's missing). Birthday: June 20, 1962 Birthplace: San Francisco, CA Height: 6'0" Does: Keyboard sampler, background vocals. Grew Up: San Francisco Bay Area Musical Training: Trained classical composer; he uses samples of his works in Soul Coughing songs. Dwarf Name, according to Doughty: Horsey Distinguishing Marks: "africa on his brisket- birthmark"
Ambitions: In the process of being realized Turn-Ons: Toasty parts, pole vaulting, oysters Turnoffs: God, Paul and Linda... Underwear: Boxers When I get stressed out I: stay awake for days My best feature is my: legs How to get my attention: Shiny parts Musical influences: Uh... Also known as: The Horse My motto: A warrior is impeccable when he trusts his personal power no matter how large or how small.

Yuval Gabay Name: Yuval Gabay Birthdate: July 23, 1963 Birthplace: Jerulselem, Israel Height: "7" Weight: "7" Does: Drums, Backing Vocals Grew Up: Israel Dwarf Name, according to Doughty: Uh.. Yuval. You don't get much more Dwarfish than Yuval. Distinguishing Marks: Fly style
Ambitions: 7Turn-Ons: Excelency, warmth, shiny things Turnoffs: Inablitiiy to chill, no leg room on planes Underwear: Depends on the activity. When I get stressed out I: smile alot and hand out candles My best feature is my: hanging out late into the night The most embarassing thing I ever did was: I touched Miles Davis' forehead on t.v. and got a look of "you must be..." How to get my attention: dance, dance dance Musical influences: Oh yeah, a whole lot of influences Also known as: Honky Dingalong

Sebastian Steinberg Name: Sebastian Steinberg Birthday: Feb 20, 1959 Birthplace: New York City Height: "7" Weight: "Enough" Does: Upright Bass, Backing Vocals Grew Up: Massachusets Dwarf Name, according to Doughty: Grumpy Distinguishing Marks: "i was sent to a really wierd camp when i was a kid, i don't wanna talk about all those scars on my back and arms....."
Ambitions: Yup!Turn-Ons: You bet! Turnoffs: Even more so! Underwear: When I get stressed out I: boil alot of water My best feature is my: tolerance The coolest thing I ever did was: have a phone bill larger than anybody from Boys to Men. How to get my attention: Wave alot of money around while naked Musical influences: The Honky Dingalong Also known as: Phone child

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